Screw you, father figure, it's just your LOVE that I'm thanking!

I doubt this was inspired by someone who saw that Jim Carrey movie, so I'mma chalk it up to stupidity/ Enlish Fail.

You know, I expect this kind of translation fuckup in backwater city trains that go to nowhere, but on a subway in the second biggest city in Japan? Unfuckingacceptable.

Ah, yes. Nonsense upon a t-shirt.