Ah, yes. Nonsense upon a t-shirt.

As advertised.
(Note: さくら reads as "sakura" and refers to Japanese cherry trees, which you can see in bloom in the background.)

Oh, yous bad now!

Hotel Hot Water Country

Chickens on a pedestal...why?

Tanuki: Don't trust anything with an enlarged magical ballsack.

Serenity ruined by cheap pink lanterns.