Safari hat: Check
Ear muffs in June: Check
Everything in my closet, including hot pink pants: Check

She's ready for the wilds of Toyama.

(Sorry for the late posts, folks. Obligations tend to get in the way of updating.)

I think most of these fathers owe their children HUGE APOLOGIES for inspiring this kind of artwork.

Guide to political douchebaggery, rule 3: Standing alone on the busy street corner is all well and good, but why not employ the desperately bored housewives that make up 90% of your constituency to help you?
Pro-tip: Gloves for everyone!

Screw you, father figure, it's just your LOVE that I'm thanking!

Guide to political douchebaggery, rule 2: Hiring a loudspeaker truck is a good start, but to make yourself more "accessible to the people" (ha!), you should make sure to be seen beside the truck on busy street corners.
Pro-tip: People love it when you use a bullhorn to talk at them while they're stuck at the light. If you have no bullhorn, just wave your hand (gloved, of course) and look like you care about the peons as they drive by.

Guide to political douchebaggery, rule 1: Hire one of these loudspeaker trucks to shout bullshit for your campaign.
Pro-tip: People are most susceptible to political announcements at 6am on weekends.

The juxtaposition of the road cone, daisies and douche bag strikes me as somewhat poignant.